The Owl Bear Game
One of the many fun games invented by the Deep Gnomes, who are wonderful people. Really, we can’t get enough of them.
- All humans must wear bear costumes.
- At no time may a human acknowledge they are wearing a bear costume.
- If a human acknowledges he is wearing a bear costume, he must wear the owl costume.
- He will continue to wear the owl costume until another human acknowledges he is wearing a bear costume. Then that human must wear the owl costume.
- Whoever is best at throwing rocks at the person wearing the owl costume wins a sweater.
- The definition of “human” may be expanded to include other races if the gnomes decide that would be hilarious.